Vond zojuist wat quotes van Tommy Cooper. Wat was die man toch goed...


  • I slept like a log last night; I woke up in the fireplace.

  • Man walks into a bar. Didn't half hurt. It was an iron bar.

  • I've got the best wife in England; the other one's in Africa.

  • I had a ploughman's lunch the other day; he wasn't half mad.

  • My dog took a big bite out of my knee the other day and a friend of mine said, "Did you put anything on it?" I said, "No, he liked it as it was."

  • I think inventions are marvelous, don't you? Wherever they put a petrol pump they find petrol.

  • I'm on a whiskey diet; I've lost three days already.

  • I backed a horse today at 20:1. It came in at twenty past four.

  • I was in Margate last year for the summer season. A friend of mine said, 'You want to go to Margate, it's good for rheumatism'. So I did and I got it."

  • A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've broke my arm in several places'.The doctor said 'Well don't go to those places '

  • 'It's all a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, I don't matter.'